I have a bunch of friends that have birthdays in January. I think I may know more people born in January that any other month.
As such I thought I would pass on my Top 10 list of fashion combinations to avoid if trying to appear youthful.
10. A nose ring and bifocals.
9. Spiked hair and a bald spot.
8. A pierced tongue and dentures.
7. Speedos and cellulite.
6. A belly ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
5. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
4. Halter tops and a muffin top. (I know this sounds cute but don't do it!)
3. Short shorts and liver spots.
2. Roller blades and a walker.
...and the top fashion combination to avoid if trying to appear youthful...
1. Open toed sandals and black knee high socks.
Please pass on to anyone with a January B'Day! Cheersh!
Week Two Objectives:
Total daily calories consumed will remain less than 1275 and split exercise half cardio and half weights.
Total Calories per Day: 950, 650, 850,1250, 1425.
Total Time Working Out per Day: 1 hr., 1-1/2 hr.,1/2 hr., 1/2 hr., 1/2 hr.
Total weight lost: 3 lb.s
You know, they've made great strides in gall bladder surgery! I've had mine out and I'll bet from five feet away you wouldn't be able to find it.
ReplyDeleteNow, the eight inch slash from the skin graft they stitched onto my forehead is a different story!
I'll have to think about the cockring!